It’s just like the Lexus Predator grill. It’s huge and obtrusive when it doesn’t need to be. Here’s someone that took the grill from the M8 and put it on the new 4-series:

nostrils?  i say they be called ‘beaver choppers’ for all eternity

I get that we need some goofiness in the post, but how is this not THE answer?  

your link shows a 2017 718 for 50k. i found the one youre talking about and pictures show its an auto. idiot dealerships call paddle shifters manuals since you can change gears with them. that cars also already had three owners so chances are its a lemon. 

ah yes, I remember the days when door handles were made of shitty pot metal, and would break after only a few years.  

Upscale? That was simple. Add some stick-on vinyl wood paneling to the dash and add 15% to the price.

Any game post Breath of the Wild that doesn’t let me climb everything bothers me. I get it when it’s not a fit for that game, but I curse when there’s a ledge that’s 3 feet tall and the game makes you go around. If I, a mere mortal, could  get on it, surely Kratos can too.

Well it is called Jedi Fallen Order...I’ll see myself out.

Are you sure it just doesn’t need a software update?

NP because it also comes with a full set of silverware from the last house it visited. 

yo that guy is pretty good

I found actual factory S4's in this price and mileage range.  CP

Was looking for a manual Fit under $5k in NYC - they don’t exist/command way to much $$ 

The ‘standard’ transmission is no longer standard....

This. Will. Happen. 

CP

Untill he comes home one day and she says she sold it for 1,500.  

That’s NP.

I don’t know if it’s quite that bad,* but they did take a notably clean-lined and handsome little car and make kind of a Viper wannabe out of it.

I got it. and LOL’d. 👍🏼