Meh. The whole nu-Civic boy toy design philosophy turns me way off. It’s a main reason my wife and I didn’t bother looking at Civics to replace our beloved and dearly missed ‘14 Si sedan.

I would absolutely pay more for a Civic with more well-designed physical buttons. The glass cockpit idea seems great in a floor show concept car but in practice it blows.

HA HA HA HA HA omg, Rob. Next.

May we all meet someone who loves us as much as this guy loves classic BMWs. But as Shakespeare pointed out, love is stupid and leads us to do things we later regret and when it’s over you’re not getting your money back.

Netherlands deserves a lot of credit for being the first team that US didn’t score on by 12 minutes.

They are theft bait, but car theft has gone WAY down since the days when you couldn’t keep a Prelude or an Integra street parked without the damn thing joy riding to the other end of the state. Nowadays a break-in is almost always someone looking for change.

* Sexy but impractical

Look, if she was carrying a Final Fantasy gunblade or one of Halo’s weirder guns then you can write a story about a cosplayer getting hassled. That gun’s just a slightly exaggerated Dragunov. Of course people were scared - why would you assume a gun’s fake when it looks (from any reasonable distance) like a deadly…

Play fucking game you crazy person. It’s great. Also it’s a little like Undertale and Metro in that spoiling it a little makes the game a lot more satisfying (not specific plot details but what it’s generally -about- in the sense that there’s a metagame that you may not pick up the first time through).

I only climbed the hill on foot, and maybe hitchhiked a couple times to ski the gullies, but it’s hard to get across how terrifying that last stretch would be until you stand there and look over the edge. Those aren’t falls that you survive. 

These fuckers really are trying to kill Alan Moore.  Well, if the DC series won’t do it then I guess he will make it through this. 

Umm I did mean the Cayman, thanks! Honestly, if you want to spend $200k on a car then value is pretty far down your needs list. Fun, exclusivity, and enthusiast cred are probably fighting for the top three, and the GT4 checks all three with a screaming yellow fat-tip Sharpie.

All you folks who didn’t suggest a Cayman GT4 should apologize. Every reviewer who ever sat in one had a religious experience. It’s (apparently, since it’s out of my rang) face-meltingly great to drive.  This guy can either wait for the next one to come out and spend a little under his budget for a maximally…

Screw the 911. Reviewers pretty much agree that a Cayenne GT4 is the most fun you can have with your clothes on, and the most race-faced version possible costs a bit under this guy’s budget limit. 

With that kind of cash to spend, I don’t think he has to choose. 

Car Gurus used car search, no distance limit, cheapest first

A low budget filmmaker couldn’t afford a picture of that car. 

Nope.

The guy who said Forester had the right answer. I have an Alltrack with a manual and I don’t really recommend it for pets and someone who travels constantly. I wouldn’t want a lot of animal claws on the leather-ish material and I think its long term maintenance $$-per-mile is a bit high to use it as an…

Not if you paid me.