Drive fast fun: yes / no

The good news is: who cares? If the person to your left accelerates to block your merge, 100% of the time that leaves a big gap behind them to merge. Either way you won’t end up behind the bus. Your question only matters if you absolutely HAVE to be first to the next light, which is kind of pointless if you have a ton…

OK, I understand that ordinary car owners would probably lose their mind with the maintenance schedule / engine oil prices of, say, a Hayabusa-based Hartley V8. Yet somehow Honda pulled it off in an engine that seems to run forever without drama...and the driving experience is supposedly absolutely sublime. I have no…

I’m not saying they should steal’s Honda’s patent and rev it like a motorbike, but THEY SHOULD ABSOLUTELY REV IT LIKE A MOTORBIKE

Look at the forward visibility on that baby.

Does that work? I though simple surgical masks mostly help to stop you from sneezing on things; to filter smog you’d need something with a better seal and a filter.

OK, so it’s a project. NEVER buy someone else’s project. However, let’s run down the checklist just in case.

wouldn’t you rather have this 2007 Porsche Cayman?

What do you mean a cat? Like Cat Stevens? The Catskills?

Say that you didn’t.

I want the Porsche behind the tree. I know I’d have to fight Singer to the death, but I’m game.

Too big. This thing compares more to, say, a Honda CRX in terms of size. The closest modern-ish comparison I would make is a Lotus Elise (though much more upscale) or an earlier MR2.

What are you trying to pull here, graverobber? Let me picture the sales pitch in my head. For the price of a NEW WRX, OR a well cared for MR2 turbo, one lucky buyer can have a two door grocery cart with an overclocked 3-pot and fundamental quality issues (“high warranty repair costs stemming from inherent design…

Pincess Bride 4ever. Love that one.

Caecilius was at least interesting. And he tossed off one of my favorite bits of dialogue ever.

Close up early gents, the contest is done.

And you won’t even know where the dealer service center is.

You know why the don’t make computers in England*?

Old man Jalopnik just said that it’s fine and people should chill the fck out instead of critizicing.

For training, when they’re not over water, the USAF generally flies at supersonic speed over specific military reserves and low-population areas. People who live there get used to it. A bomber-sized plane crossing the entire continental US is a vastly different story.