Hey Toyota, try making interesting cars that people can buy. It shouldn’t take a collabo with Subaru to put that single chili pepper in your lineup.

The new Beetle was pierogi-shaped dog poop. The only thing interesting about that car was the built-in flower vase and big doors that gave access to disability-level obese folks without modification.

So it’s cordyceps, like in The Last of Us. Egggh.

Half Life 2, getting stuck in the second story of a beach house with two roller mines...you can hear them hunting you but you can’t always see where they are. And they’re indestructible, so you can only grab one and fling it out a window, and when it lands it will just start hunting you again. That feeling of being…

Not to pedant a funny comment, but most PDs have moved away from aggressive pursuits or physically intercepting the fleeing car. It causes too much collateral damage, risks innocent lives and pointlessly endangers officer safety. Nowadays cops follow at a safe distance and use helicopters/radio (and the many local TV…

He made giant piles of money. People protect a reliable rainmaker. As Sinclair Lewis once said, good luck reporting a sexual assault when the people you’re reporting it to could go broke and lose their jobs if they don’t shut you the fuck up right away.

Anyone who buys one of these shitcans...

^ . QED.

I was watching a research lecture the other day by a brilliant virologist who risks her life to study the most dangerous hemorrhagic fevers, ebola, rift valley fever, that sort of thing. She was a living superhero with balls of steel. Then she used ‘begs the question’ in a sentence incorrectly and IT RUINED…

I think you could make an argument that suppressors would have made Las Vegas considerably worse. A gun doesn’t have to be all that quiet to get drowned out from a quarter mile away in a loud music festival. It could have taken another ten or fifteen seconds for people to know someone was shooting. That adds up to a…

The New York legal AR15 accomplishes exactly what NY laws are written for. It’s a semi-auto hunting rifle. The fact that the lower receiver and ammo is AR-15 doesn’t really do anything except maybe subtract some long distance accuracy.

Shut up I’m not crying you’re crying.

If you take the entire process from drilling to driving, electricity generated centrally is far more efficient than burning gas in your car. The juice could come from a coal plant. Doesn’t matter. Electric still wins.

Halfway through I still couldn’t figure out why this ordinary car ad made NPoCP.

I am legitimately surprised that the ITR was not stolen during the half hour you had to test it. Any car thief over 30 must still dream of nicking those things.

Jason, I know that you’re saving the Meh car article on the Lumina for sweeps week. And I want to assure you that I’m feeling literally nothing at all in anticipation. 100% dead inside.

Just want to point out that the racing game advertised above includes some classic v-dubs, an Isetta, a couple Willys and some cool bits of Japanese history. I don’t want to lean too heavily on cross-site synergy branding blah blah, but I’d enjoy seeing you take on Tracy and a few others. I might even click a vid.

So, if any of those stocks in the box were valid, they would have appreciated quite a lot by now. Nice find.

The lights mirroring ignition trick would look great on a RX-7.

Did anyone from Honda, ever, even casually mention a successor to the S2000? What if you got one of them drunk?