The cannabis vape pen turned out to be the shower joint I didn’t realize I needed. (No, it’s likely not waterproof, but I’m not inclined to test its limits, and incidental splashing doesn’t seem to hurt it.)

Anything duck. Duck breast. Duck confit. Duck soufflé. It’s a less-than-common ingredient on many American restaurant menus and if you have it on your menu, I will probably order it without even considering other menu options.

Admittedly, I’m just young enough to have stronger memories of the 90's when the Explorer was already on the road, but as an example, one of my town’s more prominent realtors (and the dad of a kid I went to school with) drove a Cherokee Limited, and I think it was a common enough yuppie ride (I believe part of the…

Do you know of a weird or unique but must-have tool that every wrencher should have?

I believe the term correctly describes the relationship between the police and the populace. I don’t like the situation, but the fault is not with those who call a spade a spade.

I could be mistaken but I believe the little box behind the rear-view mirror is the light sensor for the automatic headlamps. The stuff in the boot looks to be two umbrellas, an ice scraper, and a battery jump pack. Not sure if any of those come with the car, but it wouldn’t hurt to ask.

This is almost as embarrassing as that news story of the guy who drove his whole family across the country just to find the park was closed, so he took a security guard hostage and forced the poor guy to ride all the rides with them. People are crazy.

Well I had been going to this mechanic for years and thought he was pretty solid. A lot of other people went there too, but after awhile his work went downhill. It was gradual so it took awhile to realize the reason I was going was to talk to the other customers in the waiting room. In the end we realized he was just…

I love it but I really feel like Chrysler is not steering away from the iceberg.

My dad’s CJ-7 had the opposite problem, the key could fall out while you were driving and it would keep going.

Do your windshield wipers chatter
On the windshield overnight?
If Jalponik says “don’t do it”
do you raise them up in spite?
Do they slam into your windscreen
Leaving cracks both left and right?
Do your windshield wipers chatter
On the windshield overnight?

There is a distinct benefit to be a crusty old fucker with resting prick face.

The gas tank is probably under the driver's seat. So that, when you have an accident, all your problems are over. 

They should just fly to Cancun.

They should re-opt back into the golf cart market...

Honda CRF250.

That lifestyle goes against every fiber of my morality and desecrates the exclusivity and unity my marriage has brought me, however, I guess it’s possible that this Dodge Dart could turn me into a swinger.

The correct way is to:

UPS used to take the badges off their semi tractors so as to not give any free advertising to the manufacturer. I believe that was the attitude of the founder, who has been dead for years now. At some point in the last 10 or so years, they stopped doing it. I always thought it was stupid. The “package cars” (delivery…

The best solution to this is to not answer any phone numbers you don’t know.