Your question was rhetorical, but these types of things happen when a coach is there to make friends.

[Looks at bent penis, starts dribbling basketball with left hand].

Not necessarily. There is a common law obligation of good faith and fair dealing. Both parties can expect the other to deal fairly in performing the contract. If I were turning one of these vehicles in, I wouldn’t advertise that I’ve intentionally diminished the value of the vehicle to VW’s detriment.

He has not screwed himself if he knows and wants information about the school to get out. Baylor will not want this to get to discovery if any of the things he alleges are true.

That’s not how percentages work. In any event, I would be shocked if anywhere in the U.S. greater than 1% of the population could afford $1,000 / ticket to stand in a stadium for 3-4 hours and even more to get a chance to sit down in the stadium.

There are a lot of things I can afford that I shouldn’t buy just because I can afford them. Harvard would not have accumulated $35B had it used your flawed logic to manage its endowment.

+1

*That’s the joke.

He answered that question exactly how he was coached.

There is no excuse for the wrestling events to be anywhere but the streets of a favela.

If you’re going to go on a vacation near water, do you prefer lake or ocean/gulf?

I can assure you that you use information you learned in those courses. That aside, it’s as much about the process of learning different subjects as the content. You will never meet a lawyer who learned anything useful in law school other than how to think about issues. The same is true for many subjects in high…

How many roads must a man walk down, before you can call him a man?

Hah, great SIDS joke. It really spiced up your parental advice.

Every Sunday in my garage with a #1 guard. It takes me under 5 minutes. If I go longer than 10 days it looks too furry.

Hey, cool. I didn't know Dan Le Batard is ghostwriting for Deadspin now.

“pulled his pants down and exposed himself to me, as I was bent over examining his foot after asking me several questions.”

You had me at reporting.

Any list that doesn’t include RBI Baseball and Tecmo Super Bowl is invalid.

If the NFLPA files suit, the first thing the NFL would do is depose Brady. His bullshit story about getting a new cell phone and not talking to the equipment people about deflating the balls would be a lot more uncomfortable under oath.