This came from the state I love so much, that I wish to bring a championship to?

Tim Kurkjian: Chris Burke

"Mark, honey, they told you it was not safe for work."

This is the Steven Wright of NFL takes without any irony.

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"Hey bro - just tell them you were trying to save your baby from drowning."

"Haha. That reminds me of a joke. What do you call a one-legged Asian woman?"

As someone who uses Google, can I ask why people ask questions like this?

Could be a fencing response: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fencing_r….

No, it's not.

"I believe that Mr. Winston cannot be convicted," Florida's chief assistant state attorney tells the Times.

Is it possible the non-linear O-swing rate is due to the All-Star break falling in July (i.e., August is the first full month after the break)?

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Word is she didn't want him to Stringer along any more so she turned up the heat on the engagement.

Joe Paterno's statue should get consideration; it's already bronzed.

Victory is a brewery in Downingtown, PA ... HopDevil is one of their "flagship" beers

Drinking a HopDevil IPA from Victory.

If you think you're out of touch - I'm still trying to figure out when DUAN became a thing again.

@MarkKelsosMigraine: They won't get past Purdue tomorrow (and I'm an OSU diehard).

@BillBelichick: Just about anything by Dogfish Head. Highly recommend Burton's Baton if you can find it.