@David Hume: Nice.

Prokhorov Does Business With a Dictator

@Peter Nincompoop: I got the only speeding ticket of my life on Mayfield where it goes from 35 to 25 for about 10 feet (between Coventry and Superior, I think - I haven't been back there for a few years).

The Curious Case Of The Ball State Ass Slapper

@StevePhillipsBeerGoggles: +1

So there you have it. If one of the foremost legal minds in the nation says it happened, it happened.

@shmendo: Far-ci-cal?

What in the hell is San "Francicso?" For that matter, what in the hell is a Eugenio Velez?

@ClueHeywood: Affirmed.

@ClueHeywood:

@ClueHeywood:

@Hatey McLife: Wow.

Back to normal tomorrow.

Welcome Back, Duke Persecution Complex

@Stev D: Agreed. Leon Mobley on the djembe would have been a nice touch too.

The article got it wrong. The security guard was actually asking this woman if she was the (candy) striper, who was going to accompany Woods at the children's hospital after his round.

Needs more Sweet River Baines.

@BruschisBrewsky: +1

"Someone should shoot her in the face"..."She'll never see me coming."

@MarkKelsosMigraine: "Technically, he should already be dead."