And if you do manage to get over that extremely low limbo stick

@Gamboa Constrictor: This is why you should hate John Wayne.

BOB WILLIAMS: Next question, please.

@OchentaYcinco: +1, beat me to it.

Every single thing that has happened since then has been awesome.

Carbo's clean now, and operating his own ministry. So we're thrilled for him.

@Theodore Donald Kerabatsos: Only if those 400 stars are redistributed from the high-wit commenters.

This feels a lot like all those credit card offers in college. The free stuff sounds so enticing, but deep down you know it's a scam.

The ref who broke up the last fight calls his submission move "The Rick Majerus."

The grassy knoll

The Mets are not always experts at finding the right time to drop axes.

@two81three30: Use the image URL rather than uploading.

refers to her ex-fiancé Dean "Superman" Cain as being better equipped behind closed doors then Clemens.

Kevin Smith on his rehab from Jersey Girl: "I can do almost everything except look at myself in the mirror."

@Chamomiles Davis: Earlier on in the relationship, she would frequently ask Tiger to "whip the Whip."

@econdave: Damn

Jacobson also announced that he has signed a deal with McDonald's to serve as Mac Tonight's replacement.

Endangering the Welfare of a Child

@Hit Bull Win Steak: +1

"I'll take anything in my ass if you'll run on my ticket."