@Shawn Kemp's Lovechild: Yes, and if I thought it was Wheel of Fortune I would have just been repeating the joke.

@bevraj of choice:

Started out like a nervous freshman, trembling as we made out. She had done this before

@SponsoredbyV8: +1, assuming you're referring to the second video. Not that there's anything wrong with watching the first video.

@MarkKelsosMigraine: The next step is deleting the "have a catch" scene from every copy of Field of Dreams.

Last Night's Winner: People Who Enjoy Watching Yankee Stadium Blow Up

NSGR/MMUSRI (Nerdy Stat Geek Ridiculous/Meaningless Made Up Statistic Rating Index)

@UweBollocks: It's too bad Reilly hasn't attempted the sport of hanging by his dick off a 12 story building.

denying both the trade and, just for good measure, the death of Jeff Goldblum

@Gamboa Constrictor: Your never going to live it down.

A plank hasn't caused that much pain since yoga night on the Biggest Loser.

The last time a postman acted this badly, Kevin Costner was involved.

Simmons is now penning a column comparing his restraint in his feud with KO to Truman's refusal to use nuclear weapons during the Korean War.

I've seen enough. This is not why I got into parenting.

They run their house the way the Borgias ran theirs.

Frank just moved the sign from the cigarette machine with the broken coin return.

This was a big break for the police. They had run out of suspects in the other robbery when it was confirmed Ben Roethlisberger was not in South Carolina at the time.

Buck's transformation into the wild dog living inside of him should be a compelling story.

@MarkKelsosMigraine: Isn't that the same episode where Dauber acts sort of aloof and says something dumb, but endearing?

Twitter? I hardly know what her pubic region looks like.