"Man, this guy has some serious fucking issues."

"His cameraman travelling with him just shoved a camera probably worth more than my car into the overhead... I thought they had a more professional operation than flying Southwest and carrying-on your camera"

Word salad is still more palatable than word vindaloo.

@econdave: Steve Moore would also like a word.

Tutsis win impromptu soccer match against Hutus

it's like the Iversons are a microcosm for every recession-hit Rust Belt family

@Steve U: Even if it's quiet you can still feel the noize.

Don't ask me why Grant has so many admirers already ... Maybe they're big Syracuse Crunch fans?

@WhatWouldTebowDo?: Looks like a tie to me.

here's the GIRL who I can TURN to for the price of a dime—CALL & FLOOD her line for a good time 867-5309 Jenny

@Steve Grogan Bud Bowl MVP: The joke is on you because I'd rather drink the gas.

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According to a poll conducted by Rick Reilly®, 100% of (33 million) Canadians believe Tiger is sore-ee.

@MarkKelsosMigraine: The corn farmers aren't big fans either.

According to an insider, Sterling tried to trade him to the Korean League for a rub-n-tug, but there weren't any takers.

I'm not sure when the preferred form of bullying graduated from spit balls and soul-destroying ostracism to "digital insertion with their fingers" into other kids' anuses

Jay reportedly only wanted Vonn on the show because he had heard her career was also going downhill.

@Sheed's Bald Spot: I think Drew was older at one point, but is aging backwards like Benjamin Button.

If by downtrodden and long-suffering they mean metrosexuals and people who put Tabasco sauce and turkey gravy on everything they eat, then the review is probably spot on.

Nice piece Will. I am sure Ebert will be pleased that you are performing so well with your instrument.