How does that make you feel?

This is from media day at the Super Bowl. It would be an impressive tuck job if there is a ponytail there.

@Phintastic: That's was what I was getting at, but you did it better.

I believe they call this one "The Marriage Proposal"

You can take the Reds out of Kentucky, but you can't take the Kentucky out of their fans.

Following suit, Eric Clapton announced that Tears in Heaven was actually about a couple that broke up at the gay London nightclub.

briefly turned the Korean press into Rick Reilly

All that's missing is the poutine.

AJ, this is because he's black, isn't it?

U.S.A.'s less-than-convincing performance against the Swiss

Finns are known to stage their own deaths to avoid their problems.

He is putting off a rebuilding plan, Isiah-style

nbc really hates sports and sports fans, don't they?

I fairness to Sluggerrr, the guy did tell him to put some mustard on it.

Is it better to have your hopes dashed, or not to have any hopes at all?

I'm not sure why people are so shocked by this. After all, there is a national holiday celebrating this type of behavior.

@MarkKelsosMigraine: Tommy heard that Peter Falk is reading Deadspin today and thought he might like to read this again for the first time.

@MattinglysSideburns: A Crap-o-Meter is what Drew uses to measure the quality of his posts.

@MattinglysSideburns: I'm sure Dash's inbox is already flooded with complaints.

"Let's go for the pole today."