@Theodore Donald Kerabatsos: Not openly, but he was very flamboyant.

Tiger repeatedly sounding like some sort of yogi.

@Juancho: I read this morning that when Mo gets healthy, Mike Brown may go with a big starting lineup of Mo, LeBron, Jamison, Hickson and Shaq. That is going to be tough match up with.

He could take the Tom Feeney approach and chalk it up to a rookie mistake while throwing Stevie under the bus.

@AzureTexan: When the Pfizer fraud settlement was announced, the whistleblowers had a qui tam-gasm.

Chinese struggle on slopes

@David Hume: +(90)1

Also, the district court dismissed (i.e. threw out) her claims against Woody Paige

It's certainly not as useful as NBC's Easy Button, which causes Al Roker to appear and replace the toner in all of your printers while giving you the 10-day forecast and mixing in hysterical epilepsy jokes.

So if your boss did walk by, he'd still think you were a lazy shit-for-brains staring at an empty spreadsheet for hours throughout the day.

Sounds like a big nguyen for Tila.

This looks oddly similar to the computer program Mitch Albom uses to write his books.

From: Savage, Phil

I love algae growing between my toes.

The International Zamboni Federation has declared that the problems with the ice were not caused by the Zambonis, but driver error.

She was quoted as saying "I was going to give God a preacher, but I gave Him an expelled placenta instead."

"I wouldn't know, Arnold, ask Maria."

@dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: He absolutely could have made a mistake, but it's also a certainty that the luge federation spoke with an attorney and made the only statement that it could in this situation. I can't imagine any scenario in which it would have come out and said, "Yep, our bad. But did you…

Just yesterday, a Romanian luger was knocked unconcious after "slamming into several walls."