Canwest posted an article earlier today about safety fears after a record run yesterday. One of the lugers was quoted as saying "My goals are to stay alive, not break and bones and catch some good Whistler feeling. I was scared a bit." [Canwest]

where people slide around, push rocks, sweep a lot and holler at each other.

Candy's odds won't be quite so long once she loses her teeth.

Ah, so maybe Milton Bradley was traded because he was literally a pain in the ass.

@MattinglysSideburns: The Edgar Bergen Record is reporting that Coach K would be a dummy to take that job.

Paterno closed out the interview with his trademark sign-off, "Good night Mrs. Calabash, wherever you are."

Try to imagine Pegasus mating with a unicorn and the creature that they birth.

She's come very close to exploiting it, appearing mostly naked and helping to sell a magazine issue that reinforces the notion that women who weigh more than 105 pounds are destined for the scrap heap.

Why do Cup drivers participate in Nationwide events if Nationwide is intended for development? Is that analogous to Phil Mickelson playing the Nationwide tour in golf?

The president of Mizzou's student body wants to replace the school's mascot with a real live Tiger.

Based on the government's review of the videos, the government does not believe that celebrities other than Victim Andrews are portrayed in the other 32 videos posted by defendant.

The César Chávez of amateur athletes is the guy offering you low APR financing on that late-model Camry.

Last Night's Loser: Everyone who is about to have Mel Kiper, Jr. and his draft expertise thrust upon them by tWWL until late April.

She has a definite "I'm peeing in the water right now and I hope no one notices" look on her face.

@Billy Clyde Puckett: Not to be outdone, Ceara Robertson added "[Garcon] is the most amazingest player."

@GWC3: Says the guy who killed it with a TPS report joke 3 minutes ago.

@MarkKelsosMigraine: You must have missed the adaptation where Blanche took the job to support Stella.

Like the City of New Orleans, which overcame the devastation of blah, blah, blah.

"Blinn College football coach Brad Franchione signed what he called the best recruiting class he's ever signed."

Brian Hickey spent his morning taking in the sprawling mess of Frank's Red Hot depravity