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With a little flame on the "o" because the stove is so hot it makes some vowels combustible.

what happens in Dubai, stays in Dubai.

Finally, old white bankers get their due!

@Hatey McLife: Mr. McLife, there's a Buzz Bissinger on line 2. He would like a word with you.

Levitt was on the recruiting trail and refused to comment on the claims for the story, although he didn't really deny it.

I would like to ask everyone, including my fans, the good people at my foundation, business partners, the PGA Tour, and my fellow competitors, for their understanding.

Barnes now tells people, "I felt so silly afterwards because I've come to understand and appreciate Hawking's chronology protection conjecture."

Last Night's Other Winner: Anyone who works with a Steelers fan. My boss's door has been shut all morning.

The man is flying very high at the moment, so it was essential that he nail down this fat new raise

The Tiger Woods Scandal

Prior to the first district match one of McCollum's teammates was overhead saying to their opponent: "Our style is impetuous. Our defense is impregnated. We're going to have children."

Mikhail Prokhorov kills you, then takes your cocaine and your basketball team.

Welcome to the new world, mainstream media, where the blanks are about to be filled-in.

@ScientificMapp: Somehow I don't think she's going to see the Funny Cide of all of this.

@Gourmet Spud: Bump and Run: What happens when Elin comes home early.

Not quite as bad as when Kansas' AD compared Mangino to Omar al-Bashir for the humanitarian crisis at his program.

Robert Gibbs responded by proposing a system in which each university, community college and trade school would share the championship and divide all bowl revenue equally, regardless of whether the school has a football program.