Note: this photo was taken by Harry Benson and not stolen from Grady Sizemore's girlfriend's computer.

@Stev D: Also, so that when the badge is taken away, they can make up for their betrayal by going behind their superior's back and saving the day.

You really have to question the molars of someone who presents his old work as original.

Elin: "Tiger, I was looking at your phone. Who is Strange Tang?"

And we haven't tried to run the ball as much. That's true.

Urban Meyer would like to remind you that narcolepsy is a disease affecting as many as 200,000 Americans and would urge you not to jump to conclusions until the investigation is complete, which should be roughly January 8, 2010.

"Did I worry my husband was going to screw the nanny?" [Mia] Parnevik says. "Is that what you're asking? Of course not. My marriage has a lot more trust than that."

"They want to paint this as being all about John Lekas' kid not getting playing time. That's not the issue, John just got sick of David threatening his son with his Peoples' Eyebrow."

The Bulldogs ran a fake punt that gained 15 yards on an end around run. The only hitch in the plan was that they needed 22.

Next you're going to tell me JFK wasn't replaced by a robot in early 1961 and is still living comfortably at a hacienda in Cuba.

Clyde Frazier and Keith Hernandez think your blog is weird.

We just plan to continue living a faith based life and being good examples in everything we do especially since lately there is so much more attention.

John Glenn wins.

This is certainly an interesting spin on dodging the draft.

@Dany Heatley Speedwagon: They were and still are ... don't let a few negative nancies make you question your schtick.

@Occam's Racer: This is quite a tumble from grace.

Stephen Jackson doesn't want to be the captain of the Warriors anymore because all you do is "talk to the refs." He went on to say "plus I heard these new refs have scabs and shit ... I don't want to talk to no ref with scabs."

The unseen bumper stickers reads "My other car is on cinder blocks in my front yard."

How can the NCAA reconcile this with the LeGarrette Blount situation?

Hkffftyt fftkiy akk (Rough translation: that's what you get for lifting weights on top of a ball)