What could possibly go wrong when an entire generation of disenfranchised people decides they have nothing to lose or live for?!

Tomorrow’s headline: “Russian Mystery! 35 American children hospitalized with apparent Polonium poisoning”

I just discovered Pentatonix this past xmas season, and how I long for the before-times.

They better not try to drag John Stamos into this!

Man, he really does. I can understand BC bowing out of that relationship, esp with a new baby.

I learn something new every day!

Sooo, Rob’s mouth in that video... it’s drugs, right?

I’ve finished a bottle of Pepto Bismol since election day. Things...arent good.

I wish they would be reasonable and tackle the serious problems with the legislation, instead of repealing it. Even if trump managed to do everything he promised, 25 million people are back to being uninsured.

Ryan described his cuts in his A Better Way budget, and not only does he want to cut spending on social programs, he wants to change the structure of medicaid funding. Part of the ACA was the Medicaid expansion, allowing people to work a regular job and still qualify for services. Not only do I have no doubt that Ryan…

Even if through some miracle it happened, the Republic wouldn’t be spared. Congress would have to approve it, and there is no way they’re welcoming in our rightful President.

Speaking of a megalomaniac with a severe personality disorder having control of our lives:

Maybe he’s afraid people will make fun of him when Obama shows him around and he says ‘this is nice office, but what shape is it?”

Of course my first thought is that he doesn’t want the press around because he’s a goddamned fascist dickriver. But maybe— and I’m so far out on a limb that the limb has bent to the ground and I have one foot on the ground— maybe he doesn’t want his press pool to see him try and act chummy with Obama, bc it will piss…

This is a weird sentiment for me to have, as it’s random and I’m decidedly not a fan, but I feel like we need Beyoncé now more than ever.

Our new presidents fraud trial starts in 19 days. . .

Jaime Camil, you say? Sign me up. I am here for it.

At this point, isnt the anti-semitism less of an “accusation” and really more of a “casual observation” tho

I never watch anything remotely like this (meaning Tori or psychics), but I will be all-in if one mademoiselle Mimi LaRue “comes through!”

I hope you achieve blackened status from this day forth. And if not, let’s just hope our new emblackened overlords are generous with their star power.