These people realize that "tan" isn't just something your skin does, it's also a legit color, right? I'm pretty sure it's in the box of Crayolas and everything.

I'm 28 and really love Selena Gomez more than is normal for someone who has been through puberty. Love you Like a Love Song? Yup, always on the iPod. Plus, Naturally (that one's my jam!). Even a crappy theme song for an even crappier Disney tv show has somehow managed to make it to my workout playlist.

This song makes me feel so very uncomfortable! I think it's the combo of those breathy lyrics combined with lines about Buzz Lightyear. The conspicuous lack of facial hair probably has something to do with it, too.

Biebs and I finally have something in common— I'm in love with gold shoes. However, "gold shoes" typically doesn't include moon boots.

I'm not a fan either, but I can admit she has the hourglass thing going on. But when I saw that dress I said "ick, that dress looks dumpy." It just doesn't do her justice. My real hunch is that she doesn't know how to do "elegant and classy."

I have a rescued Persian who is quite possibly the most defective cat in this history of the planet. She has teeny tiny nostrils and a chronic allergy condition, which I think are responsible for her lack of noise— she's so quiet, one day she meowed and I called the vet in a panic. Anyway, she loves snuggles and…

I like your phrasing! It totally was a dog whistle. Us womenz: we'll never be able to contain our baby-fever, amirite?!

I was afraid that's where he was going, but obviously I can't be sure because he didn't actually say it. His reasons were still utter bullshit, and he may be basing everything he said on our reproductive organs, but I was bracing for the "women all want babies and once they get a job and get insurance, they're going…

I wondered why no one cried "bullshit!" to what he was saying. So what if men more prevalently enter into different fields than women? The issue is equal pay for equal work— i.e. being in the same field.

I can't even wrap my head around what that man is saying. It's like he just said "it's cute that you're so passionate, but the sky is actually YELLOW." I was relieved, though, when he didn't say the reason women make less is because we're all clamoring for babies and have to take time off to tend to our wombs. I'm…

See, I thought he got Palin-esque as soon as he started the Ukranian accent.

I live less than 2 hours from the Canadian border in NY. To us the "Canadian" accent is not much different than the french, so his seemed WAY off. It's all relative.

I had no idea Sarah Palin really had a Ukranian accent. Learn something new everyday. . .

I 2nd this! She's fantastic all the way around and seemed to be in much pain after the miscarriage(s?). I'm so happy to see her doing well, and I wish her oodles more happiness for the future. I just hope someday she blesses us all with more music.

Personally, I find it more troubling thinking about what small kids would do to a dog instead of the other way around (I have never seen a small child treat an animal with proper respect). I would have no problems letting a pit bull into a home with small kids. A vicious dog, no. But chances are any average pit bull…

I'm a lunatic when it comes to promoting animal adoption, so I would be the happiest crazy woman in the world if that dog's face set off an adoption spree (to responsible owners only. of course!). Let's all go adopt 9,000 dogs!

That's a really good point. I'm no expert, but I recently heard that there really isn't a "Pitbull," but rather a surprisingly-large number of real breeds that are lumped together in this vague "pitbull" category, including American Staffordshire terriers and American Bulldogs. Completely separate breeds bred for…

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Reading that about CB made my blood boil, and I don't use that cliché lightly— I literally do not know another way to describe the angry feeling my body was steeping in. He has the money and resources to spay and frigging neuter his stupid pets, there's no excuse not to. I'm going to leave a link in the replies. It…

I was alarmed at the tone as well. Pitts are extremely gentle, as a breed characteristic. They can be difficult to train (stubborn), but the aggression they get blamed for is not indicative of the breed— that comes from horrible, horrible owners. I like to remind people that all but 1 of Michael Vick's fighting dogs…