I only know about Courtney Stodden through this website and I'd never even heard of her husband until he publicly outed himself as a statutory rapist. Even if they have 12 reality shows airing back-to-back at all hours of the day, I don't think I'll ever be able to accept them as being appropriate or worthy of Dirtbag…

When I was that age, I literally asked Santa for pizza— talk about high expectations. I did get it for Christmas, and was very happy about it, but reading a book with my mom was my favorite pastime. I still like to give kids copies of my favorite childhood books whenever such an occasion presents itself.

This is wonderful! And also, I think if I had to be a mist instead of a person, lavender would be my essence of choice as well.

I'm definitely not a master at punctuation, but I came here to say the same thing! Commas, people: they matter, too.

This is hard to admit, but secretly, I actually like Kourtney Kardashian. She tells it like it is (i.e. when Kim krying over an earring and Kourtney kalls out "augh, people are dying!), plus she's totally stunning. I'm happy for her. Mazel, Kourt!

I've found J&J to be suspect for some time now, after my hairstylist told me to use it if i wanted to lift my freshly-dyed haircolor a couple of shades. And it's for babies— yikes!