I am really sick of seeing sex framed as an object that one can give or receive rather than an experience. It's one of the fundamentally erroneous assumptions in so much discourse on this issue.

Dear wizards, You don't need cars, money, height or looks to attract women. All you really need is to not give us a feeling that you might secretly want to rape and kill us. Bonus points if you don't call us a whore.

Despite all your rage, they are still just some cats on a page

THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE!

I did for the first time this past semester. I don't think they totally got it, but I got them to make the connection between fruit and sex, which was fun.

Did I say that it wasn't? A "mere" description is your word, not mine. As I said, I think it's a beautifully written poem, and I agree that it's an important part of 20th century lit, but the content is hard for me to defend.

Thank you for speaking on behalf of all Jews. And by thank you, I mean:

I'm calling straight up bullshit on your understanding of what click-bait actually is.

This is absolutely disgusting. I've gone a long time pretending this shit didn't exist, and that was perfectly fine until it started getting thrown in my fucking face. This has gone too far. Now I'm going to have to explain to my children that OWN is an actual TV network.

"For the sake of their privacy, we've blurred out the names,"

Summary of most comments (that I can see, thanks nuKinja)

HELL NOES

You are a troll with a workbook and a pie.

NOPE.

I noticed that. It was like an "Engaging will only escalate it," best effort to neutralize kind of move. Which might be likely to come from someone with experience not-escalating serious, nasty conflicts. The whole thing sucks.

You are giving Mr. Timberlake far too little credit. He's an innovative legend- just ask him.

That's what I saw too.

Yeah, she was standing behind him originally and ended up getting in between them at a certain point.