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Sirdam TychoTronic
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I kind of expect Jezebel to be better at reporting the news - they said Hank Pym, I went off of it. If he's another Ant-Man, that's cool. If he is Pym, then it would be a bold move from a company that traditionally had more psychologically messed up characters than DC, but has far more family-friendly movies. So.

I also realized, from reading the article, that he is playing Hank Pym who, while he only slapped the Wasp once in the mainstream comics (and he, you know, did make efforts to become a better man after), becomes something of a monster towards her in Ultimates.

But will we not be entertained?

But he's America's greatest non-American treasure!

I thought the second film tried to cover his alcoholism, getting drunk and fighting Rhodes and then also his dependency on palladium. And we learned that all you need to overcome addiction is some snappy responses and sci-fi technology.

This guy has the sign up sheet.

It's all right, man. One day we'll get the fedora back. For the people*.

He is an interesting character, I suppose. And it would be ... a brave move? to see a super-hero who dealt with personal turmoil better than Tony Stark being freaked out at small children (they really dropped the ball on his alcoholism), and one who you really can't cheer for, because he's an asshole. But I don't

I just wanted a pretty shiny from all the men in my life *sobs*

I mean, he'll mostly be punching his wife.

This is a great gift for your friend who needs a laugh and a cry and to genuinely feel connected to another person in print form.

What the fuck, dad. Get off of pinterest. Is no space sacred anymore?!

Knowing that somewhere, someone is having sex with a balloon is literally the only thing that gets me up most mornings.

Ayn Rand would have wanted us to complete each other! <3 For she was a confusing woman.

Ayn Rand is dead bro, you can't suck up to her ass anymore.

B. Reilly got the shaft again.

Wait wait, can we normal folk sleep on the floor of airplanes? Why did you not tell me, Mitt?!

Good, because I've always liked you.