Well sure, he's not heartless, in that he needs the 'ol ticker to keep pumping blood. And he's smart, too. It takes a lot for every place (seemingly) in the world to agree to put on a tacky talent show. But he did it. If this man was driven towards world peace, we'd have fixed so many problems by now*

Sadly the most amazing thing to me is how invasive "Place Has Talent" is as a franchise.

First came Eve, then came the gays.

As well as the Company of Wolves, there is a movie adaptation of The Magic Toybox which you can (oddly) find on youtube.

It does look like there are three other women who are, ideally, bodily present. I think this is supposed to be a commentary on technology falling into the uncanny valley and how we relate to one another when technology can mimic, well, us, but the gender play will be interesting to see.

Call me when they make The Tiger's Bride into a film.

Thanks! I'm so stoked for those tax breaks omg.

Yup! That is some serious bullshit right there.

Your town breeds 'em large, sir! Can't find fault there.

Hah! Did not even catch that. Go me!

Ugh. I go to response to that is "I am not physically capable of it" and then looking sad. That'll teach you to inquire about my uterus.

Yup. I'm literally having a "wedding to please the parents" so I'm going about it very "this is a fancy family affair" to the restaurant, church, etc. So much so that even the church is knocking off like 400 bucks since I bare-boned the whole thing. And my dress is black so the restaurant won't know that it's,…

Yeah, I'm getting married in two weeks and I plan on getting a haircut that morning and telling them I have a job interview so please put my hair up thanks kindly. I know they'll charge more if they know it's for a wedding.

Grand Forks.

Ugh, it's true. The biggest dick I've ever seen came from North Dakota. Thing was like a monster truck.

Ours went something like this:

That's the kind of sociopath talk I like.

You're married.

It's too late we're going to Olive Garden.