Marquess. A baron is actually low on the totem pole (sorry President Trump) and a viscount is just above a baron. I have spent far, far too much time studying Victorian British social history.

My heart literally skipped a beat.

This was funny, but when I saw the title on Twitter it really god my hopes up that he had been fired.

What Trump offers is less a Budget Proposal and more a Modest Proposal.

Puzder is reportedly “very tired of the abuse...”

Oh, hell ladies...I’LL wear a red floral dress, high heels and flamenco dance with castanets on his grave!

Once you go Krogan, you never go back.

You don’t understand how Nielson ratings work, do you? They can’t magically determine what EVERYONE is watching on their t.v. What they do is select a cross-section of typical viewers and install special equipment on their televisions. If you change the channel and you’re NOT a Nielson family, they don’t know you’re…

Between “Dr.” Phil and (actual, though quacky) Dr. Oz, Oprah’s judgment about people does seem rather shitty.

Oprah is a shameless opportunist and it is about time she was called out for it. She preys on society’s most vulnerable members and feeds them consumerist pablum as way to ‘fix’ their problems.

I also love him in moonrise kingdom

zombieland, bitch

I’ll get you out of the greys. You need to be publicly shamed.

Looks like they made a right pig’s breakfast of the whole thing.

That was honestly my breaking point. Why can't Hillary EVER complete a fucking renovation correctly and on budget. The woman would find water damage in the Sahara.

They get to be on TV. Plus usually a small appearance fee. That’s it!

One of the few house porn shows that I can’t stand. Not only is the fact that the home owners are playing roles blatantly obvious but those roles make them look like morons.

“Obviously this is why you shouldn’t have kids if you can’t afford them, or birth control. And obviously abortion=murder. So just keep your legs shut or be prepared to go through an expensive and potentially dangerous pregnancy because you can always give the baby up for adoption. Adoption is such an easy and great…

There is some backlash against new mothers who work if they are wealthy enough (or appear wealthy enough) to afford not to. If a new mother is poor, though, she is viewed as lazy and wasting taxpayer money if she chooses to take public assistance to better care for her child.

We’ve done public day-care before, in World War 2. We should do it again, although we have to get it right - a bad day-care can be worse than no day-care at all.