I miss toys intended for girls that weren’t pepto pink with sparkles.

I loved the turkey. I bought one for my kids. I do not ever get tired of it. That phone can burn in hell, my kids kept throwing it.

Had the See-N-Say and the yellow shopping cart. I really miss simplicity.

this was my shit

“Unfortunately, you can’t buy the original version of the movie anymore”. Hey Disney, you own Star Wars now, right? Do you like $$$? Someone told me you like $$$, Disney. Guess what, I’m a huge Star Wars fan with $$$ that would like to own the original unaltered movies in HD format, and I have never purchased nor…

To make the black shoppers easier to follow around and watch closely.

You become trained, here, to recognize the Mansur Gavriel bags hanging off the shoulders of girls younger than you are, to mentally tally the cost of an outfit while also always knowing the balance of your bank account down to the cent.

Why is everything in rich people stores beige?

I love her, despite the stealing expensive coats? weirdness from (quite) a few years ago. I wish she’d do more movies, she’s really a fantastic actress.

She does! I think she gets prettier and prettier as she ages.

I wish there were more room in the modern media world for a bit more easy generosity between folks. It’s wearying to always be demanding apologies, you know? People goof. They say stupid shit. They get tired. And it sometimes feels like we’re all just waiting for someone to piss us off so we can purge some hateful…

Yeah, that’s Immonen

Creating dialogue that leads to mass shootings at Planned Parenthood clinics then refusing to take the blame/even really acknowledge the situation for what it is?

...doesn’t sound like that was their motive at all. did you read the article?

It honestly makes me the angriest at the racist and xenophobic assholes who think the unwashed and malevolent masses are trying to take “their” country away. Fuckers, if you want to know what it feels like to have a bunch of violent religious zealots overthrow your country and fundamentally change your way of life,…

Apparently not. We don’t know when to quit.

Don’t look at me. I was finished with this crap 32yrs ago.

yeah but the gifts arent cool things like new bikes. they are socks or donations in your name

Chanukah: Come for the so-so presents, stay for the immaculate wi-fi connection.

When I did my big feature on ratings, I interviewed a ton of ratings experts, including people from Nielsen... none of them thought set-top cable box data was being used in any meaningful way.