I bet you could turn that into a bottle opener as well...

I really hated Cousin Rose and all of her tedious nonsense. Season 4 was duller than my second husband.

I still watch it, but mostly just to look at the rooms.

Since Matthew Crawley's 'miracle cure' for his spinal damage at WWI (don't care how the writers spin the probability of its authenticity) and then his woefully written car crash death I've logged out of this series. Pity - it had so much potential but has become a parody of it's genre. It's a essentially a soap opera…

Will there a sequel about California Dreams? [shudder]

The NFL kind of reminds of those dudes who say they "love women" because they love to have sex with them.

I thought the exact same thing

Just because it only produced some "sprinkles" over your head doesn't mean that there wasn't a tornado nearby, not directly over your head. You know, like this one that the Binghamton NWS is going to survey in the morning:

This TORNADO WARNING was issued by the National Weather Service, not a TV Station, they are required to alert the public of an impending tornado. While some tornado warnings get posted and end up being a funnel cloud with minor damage, I GUARANTEE YOU IF THEY DIDN'T INTERRUPT SOME MEDIOCRE SPORTING EVENT AND A TORNADO…

You, Sir, would probably the first one to complain when a Tornado fucks up your life unprepared. Extreme Weather warnings top the world cup.

There's nothing defamatory in this piece. It's just not a puff piece, and more a commentary on the craziness of celebrity than on Lebron himself. Well done though, I'd be interested to see a similar piece from Lebron today as he seems to have matured a fair bit since.

The characters in GTA she refers to were supposed to be stereotypical, drug abusing, fame hungry child stars who think the Sun shine out of their own arse. There are no redeeming features in any of them whatsoever and were only designed to be an archtype.

HOW DARE YOU FEED YOUR CHILD IN MY AUGUST PRESENCE?!?!?!

I really want to know this asshole's opinion on the lack of women in the following shows:

- Escape from Alcatraz
- Shawshank Redemption
- The Green Mile
- Oz
- The Rock

It doesn't really look out of place this summer. Though, regarding those shoes on that surface:

Later, she failed her concussion test when she couldn't answer basic questions like, "What's with that outfit?!"

It doesn't even matter to me why people are proclaiming she isn't "normal." She wasn't shaped like the rest of the contestants, and that is exciting! She doesn't look like me, but she sure showed that you don't have to be that ONE body type that everyone associates with "beauty."

Fuck, can't we just be excited about something? Geez.