to be fair, we use to eye bang the hell out of our favorite bartender in college. He was this hot guy who could wear a pair of blue jeans like it was his day job. This wasn't some sleezy night club, it was your regular bar and grill micro brewery and we use to make poor Ted have to climb the shelves to get the…
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oh look, it's the first annual KKK ladies auxiliary beauty pageant. Billie Joe Hollar won thanks to her rousing tap dancing rendition of Dixie and impeccable sheet sewing skills.
dont' wear a flannel shirt and jeans, because then you look butch and that clearly negates your femininity (sarcasm here). And you better not dress in a superman t-shirt and jeans because then you're a comic nerd poser, and clearly know nothing about the characters since you're just a fan girl and that makes women…
i don't exactly know why, since the costume itself isn't all that sexy (see the godzilla pic on another thread here for a better example of...wow now that's slutty), BUT this costume bugs the shit out of me. Perhaps it's because this is the dead CHILD at the beginning of the walking dead and it's carrying a teddy…
omg, i want to talk to this girl and introduce her to my mother-in law who had another kid when my husband (her son) went off to college. WHOOPS! Perhaps she celebrated a bit TOO much. Sooo now i have a 13 year old sister in law. We're 36 and 33 (and often waiters think that she's ours lol). Mary was in her late…
OMg yes. My grandmother had 14 children. Many well after 30.
Yeah, My friend once said this about my cousin (who is a preist). She calls him father AC (because he looks like Anderson Cooper). I tend to pretend to go deaf when she talks about him. Also, while i'll admit my cousin isn't hideous, i don't see the Anderson Cooper comparison.
america has been all humpty hump for years. We just like to keep it hidden... And THAT why crazy toys at sex shops are such amazing sellers. lol.
yeah, nothing says sexy like taking a test before you do it! :) Rrrrow. I can totally see those casual hook-up sex fiends that he's talking about jumping right onto this bandwagon because you know they're super responsible!
ugh, i hate when they do things like this and have one side of the mouth open and the other closed. 1) it looks like she's snarling so that's going to make people think, omg...evil! 2) it's an unfair portrayal of the rest of her face. her face will naturally wrinkle a bit to lift the lips and so forth. Just make…
i can't help but wonder, what if the "parent's" story is real? What if they really did have the kid given to them (in sort of a non formal adoption). Jesus, what if the original parents are horrific people who sold their kid off for drugs or debt or whatever. I'm not say that this is the only way that a Roma family…
Sooo am i the only looking at this woman and saying, she does not look well. And i'm not talking pregnant and heat exhausted (or just exhausted) well. She looks bad. Like patient zero zombie movie bad.
He could hear the people behind him talking to her (the woman beside her tries to steady her 1st and says something). This is going on while he's talking, and so as the president, I can only imagine that your first response is, "SERIOUSLY?" But when you turn to look back and shoot a "shut the F up" face, and see a…
rock it, kid!
not anymore, enjoy
it's coming, we've got a writer now! :) And it's a girl, which i donno why i delight in that so, I guess because i'm a girl writer and I adored Conan as a kid. It's nice when we can break the stereotypes. Now here's to hoping she doesn't mess it up. :D
yeah but sadly in 17 years time i'm going to start geting a metric crap-ton of Game of thrones named children at the college i work for, i just know it. Apparently one of the most popular names this year was kaleesi?? Wtf, that's a title not a name you idiots. I know america's reading comprehension is i the…
Why not we nearly had MITT and we have an BARRACK. Clearly the strange names hath already arrived generations ago. Actually look at the majority of folks down in Washington (even those covering them on tv) Scooter Libby, Cokie Roberts, Wolf Blitzer, & Strom thurmond are just off the top of my head, but i know there…