The Eddie Redmayne / Kirk Lazarus hot take is just brilliant.

“The people” is a stretch... Some cretins who find narco culture cool and some very, very ignorant folks think he’s cool because he “gave to the pepople”, when in reality he was just forging a safety-net by winning local “hearts and minds”.

Maybe he was her dare...

Different strokes...

Desire or sensation?

You’re thinking of the 49ers.

Fantastic

He’s not, but that sure is a nice turn of phrase.

The translation is wrong. According to As.com:

I seriously doubt he challenged him “to death”... it just not something you would normally say in Mexican Spanish (not even if you mean it, sounds too dramatic and ridiculous).

The gazelles.

Obviously an Italian film, not Mexican.

Is his name Jesus?

I whorely agree.

“Were”*, sorry...

How enlightening.

Where you somehow involved in the recent financial and economic catastrophe?

Think about the poor bastard in the yellow shirt!

"Just kidding, it's a hermaphrodite!"

How will it pee?