Sweet Jesus.

Not only was the seventh-generation Cadillac Eldorado a front-wheel drive car, for 1970 it also came with a 500 cubic inch V8. That's 8.2 liters of wobbling right there.

What about it is rude, though? I'm genuinely curious, not just being difficult.

It's just 'Rock and Roll'. "Rock and Roll Part 2" was a song from Gary Glitter and is totally different. Incidently, Cadillac wanted to use the Doors song 'Break On Through' for that ad campaign, but drummer John Densmore said no..despite Robby Krieger and Ray Manzarek agreeing to sell the song. It went to federal…

They really need a sent from mobile notification.

Whataburger.

The 1996 Taurus says: beware of being daring. 1995 - Boring looking and best selling car in America. 1996 - Oval Alien mobile and not the best selling car in America.

Oh, that wacky Constable Bob.

This is one of the few cars I hated every minute in. The interior was rattle apart bad / annoying when it was brand new. I think that friend that owned it, still has it... Knowing the care they take of their cars I am amazed it runs... I would also be surprised if any of the paint, interior trim hadn't rattled to…

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Always looking for an excuse to post this and watch it again

Someone had to take a stand.

Oh Laws, yes.

M-O-O-N spells tossed package.

And I, sans laptop, missed what everyone was saying about it.

"Santa Claus is Coming to Town" - Bruce Springsteen

I enjoy commenting on Deadspin because every time I think I have gone immediately to the lowest common denominator, three burners come in and immediately get even more useless and stupid than I.

GhostZ - Here is a 2000 Mustang Cobra R engine picture.

The Cobra R wasn't supercharged. What 60 hp pulley are you talking about?