Give me that middle one any day.

We have a wiener.

I'm not racist, but is anyone surprised these Indians are giving their support and then taking it back?

A Scottish old timer in Scotland, in a bar, talking to a young man.

flaccid outs and flares waiting to be taken to the house.

That's a C20, homie.

i mean realistically speaking this person would be fairly average by all measures of comparison but sure we can go with that

You should name it The Basement Bar.

Swim-up bar is sadly missing from this list.

Indeed...more folks should be indoctrinated into the world of Kyuss.

It's an entertaining show. Nothing groundbreaking.

Have you ever driven a Suburban or a dually? I have, a lot, and it's just not that big a deal. Weight matters a heck of a lot more than size.

All those low class soldiers. So tacky.

If RG3 keeps this up, Dan Snyder is going to tan his hide.

Seriously, you're the worst.

I got cut from my 8th grade basketball team. I just kept going. Coach said "we don't gave any more uniforms." I said that's okay. A couple games of wearing my warm-ups and no uniform underneath and some kid quit. I got a uniform. Too small. Didn't care. Played through varsity.

Sup dawg. I heard you like drifting, so we put your car on a boat so you can drift while you drift.

dear ford,

Aww, someone's S2K get torn up by a Mustang this weekend?