Just once I'd like to see a Mustang conversation not hinge around the damn axle. (ahem, A X L E)

If it's your house, own that shit. I perch myself in the crevice between two cushions and take half the ottoman for my own sprawl. We don't have recliners because we got the greatest couches ever built.

Do share the DHF tales with us!

Exactly. And the "judges" at lemons tend to get shitty when you try to act like a reasonable person. Play by their rules, but know that their rules aren't as much fun as actually racing.
It's extra super fun when you get hit with penalty laps on a shit-ass car just because you didn't try to bribe them because you…

Ribeyes are just that good.

dirt cheap might be a stretch. $1500 tires, $85 oil changes, y-body specific a/c compressor, alternator, and other engine accessories. Lots of stuff looks like a Malibu part but isn't necessarily so.
But yes, Corvettes forever. /misses dead C5Z

You could have at least show a picture of the awful switches for those of us that don't drive Chryslers or Maseratis.

Lying it on the desk is way too much work.

Does this mean Jamboroo is going to be late today because Drew has lost focus?

87 Tercel is a cool, desirable car now?

As long as they quit emphasizing "THE University of somewhere". That's the most pretentious THE anywhere.

"Gone is the slab-sided look and its place a subtle aerodynamic shift"

4-series, the new not-4-door BMWs.

I hate that I came over here to say that same thing. Except where I wouldn't have a van, because it's my wife's car and she didn't much care for my input of "wagon wagon wagon".

Pony car /= supercar.

So a Ram 1500 doesn't warrant a real score but the Juke does?

The RX-8 and Camaro are tube chassis in Grand Am Rolex series. I think Trans-Am in SCCA is basically GT-1 ruleset; they certainly aren't anything like 1966-1972.

Except Tom's is an original 80 or 800, where you posted a Scout II.