4 door jeeps with angry eyes.  A jeep is whatever but you just know there is a huge dbag behind the wheel the second the angry eyes are put on.  Bonus points for thin blue line stickers, 22 in rims with painted on “off-road” tires, and 50k worth of overlanding equipment on a vehicle so shiny, it has never even seen a…

I never see any old Ford Probes on the road anymore, but they hold a special place in my heart. My dad had one for a bit in the 90s and it was fun to zip around in.

If the Mach 5 isn’t the first thing on the slideshow, then we should just close down Jalopnik.

Mach 5 Is Always The Answer.

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