Gee, it would sure be horrible if every time Zimmerman went into a store to buy a drink he was followed until he left with his refreshing weapon, and people gasped every time he lifted a butter knife at a restaurant.

Hey, fellow white ladies of Jezebel: Let's remember that a black kid is still dead, and his killer is still free. It's not about our feelings tonight, or about what black people say about us. It's about the fact that black lives do not, according to the state of Florida, and in American society at large, matter.

MEANWHILE, a Black woman is not allowed to use the "stand your ground" defense and gets 20 years for firing warning shots against her abusive husband.

No, see, that's the scary part. They're not saying he didn't stalk, shoot, an kill and unarmed teenager. They're saying he was justified and within his legal rights to do so.

What a shock. A bunch of white women in Florida think it's okay to shoot a black teen male to death. I mean, we are talking about the place that didn't want to bring him to trial to begin with.

It was pretty much guaranteed from the beginning, because Trayvon committed the worst crime one can commit in America:

"The only thing that should be all up in your vagina is us!"

Can we also talk about the very rich and successful publisher of several large websites, including Kotaku and io9, scoffing at freaking geek shows? Every time I'm exposed to Denton it's in connection to how much contempt he has for the people that are making him rich.

It's really hard to tell. Because, like, everyone knows that both of the married men in the department have had multiple affairs with the young, nubile blondes they've hired and then fired in rapid succession, but gosh — it could just be me and I should quit.

I have to state the obvious here: this woman got fired by her boss because he couldn't control himself around her. And this is her fault.

No guys, don’t you know? Screaming during childbirth is just something perpetuated by the medical industrial complex. Women gave birth for billions of years without screaming. Women just think they have to scream because of the movies. Traditional midwifery just has women feast on a bowl of organic lentils while she’s…

Meanwhile, I can't climb the corporate ladder because all the dudebros in the department I'm trying to transition into mainly hire women for the sole purpose of trying to have affairs with them.

There is a magical island like that. It's called Burning Man, but unfortunately, it only exists for one week a year and is a big pain to get to.

aw :) thank you <3

I saw these last night. "Civil Rice" and "Chef Boy-are-you-lookin-me-in-the-eye-ar-dee" were my personal favorites.

Finally, I'm above average on something!

So, what you're say is (because I'm a total math nerd), someone's average BJ-giving lifespan is only 20.6 years? I'd like to think someone would disagree with that assumption:

When the theme is a woman's work, making mentions to her looks, when said looks have no bearing on her work, is a sexist attitude. It's wrong. The article's author was wrong.

Do you think it would be ok to lead off the article by saying that she's also great in bed? Of course not. I'm not saying it's not a compliment. I'm saying that some kinds of compliments are appropriate in some contexts for some audiences - and not others.