....I hope this is a joke.

People who speak languages other than English (Spanish, Hebrew, Yiddish, French, etc), aren't speaking 'pig-latin'. Do you really not understand that or are you just trying to be insulting?

God damn people for preserving their cultural heritage! Inconsiderate bastards.

EVERYONE! If you want to help Deric out, click here to donate to his legal defense fund. The person who exposed rapists shouldn't get 10 years when the rapists themselves only get 2 - this is bullshit and I think Deric deserves our help!

I, for one, am happy to see law enforcement thoroughly and vigorously take an interest in rape cases. Now, if only they could focus on the rapists.

Dude, I'm a pretty kink-friendly person, but your use of the word "most" makes me want to forget your safe-word.

No, I understand it, it just wasn't funny and I was kind enough to tell you why.

The guy has a spy girlfriend, a "personal photographer" girlfriend, a gymnast girlfriend, and a who knows how many more... I'm sure the soon-to-be-former Mrs. Putin got tired of her shirtless, bear-riding husband humping all the young ladies.

I, personally, LOVE the so called "fake nerds". You've only watched one episode of Star Trek? Well come on over and we'll sit down with my DVD's and drink beer and I'll explain why Uhura and Chekov were Big Fucking Deals. Not digging original- I got TNG. Still not feeling it? Check out Firefly, or BSG. Space not your…

I can't reformat your hard drive but I can bet you a million rupees I have more geek cred in my little finger than you do in your entire body, buddy. And since I outrank you in nerdyness, I'm here to tell you that since you think you can arbitrarily judge who is a geek and who isn't, I'm going to turn around and do…

Troll please.

Uh- I'm with Gemmabeta. Who makes you the arbiter of all nerdiness? Hi, I'm a nerd. I cannot format your hard drive(but I've been crocheting since high school. Ask me about my TARDIS pillow!); I do not read a lot of tights and flights comics(but I do read graphic novels); I don't play D&D(but I do play Magic the…

Careful with this "that person is/isn't a REAL nerd, so sayeth I" stuff. There's always a bigger nerd out there waiting to call you out because you don't fit THEIR completely arbitrary definition of "nerd."

In all seriousness, SXSW should refuse to hold the festival in TX until the state addresses this. No one is safe in in TX until this sickening precedent is reversed.

And as a preemptive - this is a rhetorical question. If you respond with a helpful explanation on how pizza is relevant to this situation, I swear to god I will wait until nightfall, shoot you where you stand, and will tell the cops it was because you stole $150 from me.

Why in the everloving FUCK are BOTH top goddamn threads for this story on Jez and Gawker obsessed with MOTHERFUCKING PIZZA??

It's now legal to murder a woman who won't have sex with you. Are women even technically people in Texas anymore? Or do we rank below cattle? Yes! Cattle are a form of property, and you can murder for property.

This is the essential problem of a second amendment nation, that the use of guns is not only okay but often necessary in otherwise mundane activities. It fosters a culture where it's okay to murder someone over a measly 150 bucks. When asked the question, 'would you rather be robbed of petty cash or murder a human…

Defense of self/defense of others is completely different from defense of property alone. If those people had killed a man to protect their pizza, that would've been completely fucked.