Yes. Small government = a government small enough to fit inside your uterus. Duh.

As a lawyer, I really want to know when obedience to court orders became optional. It changes the picture in so many of our cases.

So we're going to get Republicans to care about climate change by... appealing to their overwhelming concern for poor brown people...

For some reason, I immediately thought of this...

If anything, wouldn't feminism lead to a decline in obesity, on account of all those men who are apparently unable to eat because no one will make them a sandwich?

the problem is that a lot of Doug's "snark", which (I hope) is meant to be tongue-in-cheek, often comes across as just being mean for the sake of being mean. other Jezebel writers can be mean too, but they generally direct it towards something that probably deserves some meanness (MRAs, conservative politicians,…

Once again, a nifty story gets stuffed into Doug's Play-Doh Writing Funnel... and comes out the other end as a ragged mess of misplaced snark, busted metaphors and sentences like crippled snakes.

Ah, good to know my work in anthropology to give communities greater decision-making power in mining development projects doesn't qualify as "skilled labor" or contributing to "a way to keep out planet from shriveling up."

When you consider that the term "humanities" covers the study of things like, oh, law, philosophy, and history, the scientist/humanities feud becomes clearly pointless. While the hard scientists discover the ways for us to live longer and better, humanities scholars can make sure we live safer, happier, wiser... that…

Hey Doug: Fuck off fucko. My humanities degree taught me how to cuss eloquently.

Falstaff and heroic couplets are not associated in any close way that I know of.

This is a great story about a really cool girl, and you've (once again) obscured that by being an ass. Thanks, Doug Barry.

WOW, this is a new low for Jezebel on the science reporting front. Absolutely shameful and appalling. I hope I don't even need to explain why because it's so damn obvious.

Ugggh, please get a science writer, Jezebel.

you should get a cape.

Awwwwww, poor baby.

1) You are a rich person and you got richer.*

"Girl Dishonored"!??!?!

Not much to add except: Good for her.