So how's the gameplay?

What does being white have to do with anything?

Why

Its obvious he shouldn't have apologized since it seems no one will take it seriously anyway. So why bother?

Not enough furries and flying dildos.

No thanks. I'm tired of games being on 8 year technology.

I would have voted for Shadow Warrior as FPS of the year, but non-AAA FPS aren't allowed it seems.

You people are all aware the real game won't look like this, right?

Exactly. What a load of bunk.

OH BOY HERE WE GO.

These don't compare to any modded skyrim characters. Some can look right out of a Square Enix cutscene.

Yeah, I was really impressed by its lack of any gameplay.

Even an offline mode won't convince me to get this game. They bungled this up way too much.

Even if there is no God or Buddha... there is Kamen Rider.

Machine For Pigs is barely a game.

I'm still seeing it.

What? No.

I'm already turned off by that dialogue wheel. I hate it.

Cell Phone games are so crappy.

And I was having such a good day too...Thanks Kotaku for reminding me my hobby is turning to shit!