Not even close.

You had one job!

So let’s see if I’ve got this straight: the security guard didn’t notice for two hours that a family was roaming the lot, opening and sitting in cars, etc., after all the employees had gone home?

Looks even more like a C6:

Cayman GT4

You don’t like the blue? The blue is good. You like the blue.

Oh yeah, that guy. I liked this parody:

Especially in my localized region!

Now he has to wait months for the ridiculously popular hoodie like the rest of us.

UNRELATED: This may be the best topshot we’ve ever run.

Or perhaps they shouldn’t be taking customer cars for their lunch breaks...

I feel like brake lights need to evolve. Why do they shine the same brightness and pattern when you graze them vs. when you slam on them? I would like to see some standard introduced where they either get brighter or some different pattern emerges the harder and or faster they are pressed.

And a mechanical handbrake. Drives me mad toggling a switch to do a hill start, or it automatically engaging while I’m manoeuvring...

In my opinion, the one thing all cars really need now are automatic headlights. It is unbelievable that with all of the useless safety regulations currently imposed, car-makers are still allowed to build and sell cars without this simple feature. It is so irritating being in a rain-storm, or driving in near-dark…

I agree with all your points and will help you yell at kids to get off your lawn.

I have a station wagon, which I consider a better choice than the monstrosity called a minivan. Good Day, Sir.

Do you use your indicators? That is the real key to being a full-BMW person: NEVER using your indicators.

I nearly had a fight with my boss (middle-aged German man) about him not understanding how I could dislike the Panamera and the Cayenne. Poorly designed cars for trashy people who have no interest in owning sports cars, but who want cars with the Porsche brand simply because of some percieved status. 'Aah, but zey are…

People who want a “kiddie hauler” and buy anything other than a minivan are the scum of the earth. The nice engineers specially designed a thing for you, now use it!

This here is truth. Drive a BMW with an X involved and we’re probably not going to be friends. Actually, if you drive an SUV in general and the “U” part of that either is a lie or goes completely unused (i.e. kiddie hauler) we probably won’t be friends.