I don’t follow women’s soccer very closely, so please forgive me...which 3 months did Abby Wambach take off for shits and giggles.

Take it easy there, John Harkes.

France is at least a goal better than USWNT and they were better than Germany. Man, soccer is just cruel.

Someone trapped in there trying to kill me?
More like someone trapped in there with me.
Bring it.

You’d end up owing them money.

You guys probably should have put up a picture of him to compare. Who honestly knows what he looks like off hand?

She’s a commoner, she can deal.

I’m actually so happy she gave a specific number for how much she weights. I know the number isn’t supposed to matter, and two people who weigh the same thing can look very different, but I feel like I’m constantly hearing about women who weigh 135 and want to lose 5 or 10 more lbs and it makes me sick. I just saw Amy…

Sounds like you might be unaware of current events, so here is some context as to why this may be a relevant story:

You heard of search engines?

Friendly reminder: this motherfucker who tweeted “The Lakers is gone get a ring”, “Lebron gay 4 that” and “Kobe already beat durant shot he do that to but charges” graduated WITH HONORS from Michigan State University.

Too bad they couln’t scare any of these Golazos up Wednesday when USL teams swept them in The Open Cup.

Are we sure this isn't just Nick Kroll?

Right in your link right there;

Uhh, this doesn’t really fit my narrative, so I’m going to ignore it.

That writer isn’t wrong! Jimmy Fallon is a pre-packaged viral friendly television program with no real point, no edge, and the joke is “check out how silly this famous celebrity can be!”

We really need an iOS app.

No matter the color in real life, the color in the picture is what it is. I see this as White/Gold, with the white a bluish tint associated with camera flash etc.

I much prefer Spotify's Artist Explorer, particularly because it plays a sample of the artist as you hover over: https://artistexplorer.spotify.com

Damn...Evolve fanboy. Who'd of thunk?