"...we get more traffic from Star Wars and Game of Thrones than we do from sperm eating."

I'm as guilty as anyone when it comes to whining about Fox canceling a genre show, so I think it should be reiterated often that they take more chances than probably all the other broadcast nets combined. Sure, if they quit trying out genre programming there will be no shows to cancel, but there will be no shows to…

Your entire argument against this episode is invalidated because "blue fairy cleavage" makes the entire hour worthwhile.

I've pretty much closed the book on Alcatraz at this point, but unlike Terra Nova it still has a chance to redeem itself before it's too late. I'm still recording it, but for now I have 3 episodes sequestered on the drive pretty much waiting for when I have nothing better to watch. To be honest, about the only Fox…

I'm a big fan of fracking.

A fan took the same clips Disney released and made a trailer that beats the crap out of anything the studio has made. This better explains the movie and proves Disney doesn't know how to market it.

Whaddya mean was?!! Series X will be out later this year and I couldn't be happier.

I was thinking the same thing, only mine was on a stick.

My solution is a simple one. Carpet bomb enemy territory with tasty tasty chocolates. This way the enemy either falls in love with us for giving them chocolates or eventually becomes too fat to fight back. With such a tactic I may just declare war on myself.

I get the biggest Lost vibe without it feeling like a retread from "The River." Unfortunately, from what I've read the ratings are far from a Lost vibe and closer to a lost cause.

I for one welcome this documentary about a time when our American presidents actually did something! Speeches? Bah! Ninja-like axe skills? HELL YEAH!

I'm certain this brief description is an over-simplified statement of what the actual premise will be, otherwise we have all seen this show our entire lives. Just turn off the TV, stare at the screen, you're watching the show.

I allways do.

Close. His character is called TOM-E.

Monty Python?

Same here. I was going to say "marriage," but same diff.

I was going to say McDonalds. You can't swing a dead cat without hitting one of them here. For all we know they've already got several on the red planet.

What colossal idiot puts a worm on a ring of gold to make the gold grow?

I also couldn't help but keep thinking about Doctor Who: The Waters of Mars every time I saw a promo for JC, then this thing popped into my head.

Is it just me or does LadyThark look just like ManThark? I suppose there are subtle differences easier to spot when they are in the same picture/shot and I can miss the most obvious of things sometimes, but I just can't tell. And, no, I'm not a Tharkophobe, I'm terribly fired up for this movie.