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PLEASE don't give George any ideas!

That's the first kind of pot I thought about when I read the headline for that article. I was quite disappointed, too. In fact, I was so disappointed my emoticon had a tear in it like this.

Sorry, no prize this year. We made a bong out of it.

I think it's just a clip from the new season of Punk'd

I would *never* give up a baby that actually smiles when you're simultaneously holding her and firing a gun. That kid is Torchwood's next generation.

This is all fine and dandy until the inevitable happens and the bacteria grow to the size of a house. Then they'll be zapping humans and we'll "precipitate" to the ground. Or more likely, Syfy will just make a movie about it.

Not only did the tank transform into a cow, but it was an invisible cow! Probably designed by Magical Trevor.

DAMN! I'm so jealous because that was awesome. I only wish I could go back in time 29 years to ask my wife in such a wonderfully geeky way. Even so, I have no regrets as we've shared our love of all things nerd for three decades and brought into this world a couple of great Nerd2.0s to carry the torch when ours

I feel the same way. I think about how wonderful it would be if one of our neighboring planets could support human life and how we might have a real chance at visiting it. Thinking back to the days when people believed that makes life feel like it was much more hopeful because there was a feeling that travel to

Sounds like you live in a rough neighborhood. I'm in the market for a new planet, if I find something nice I'll let you know.

Since I can't seem to edit my first reply, I'll add it here. I think I should also mention that I'm very limited in what I can do with regards to weight lifting because I have a really bad back. I've had several surgeries and am limited by my doctor to lifting no more than 25 pounds in a manner that will cause

I don't have a great deal of muscle mass, but I actually have more than my brother who does no exercising at all. I've never been one for going to the gym. I tried it a number of times during my life and I just hated it. I simply won't bother going as I hate exercise so much that if I can't do it at home I just

I know, but you have to understand that I'm old, curmudgeonly and love to bitch about things. If I could get a job bitching I would be the world's greatest authority on the subject because I can find fault with anything. Syfy just makes it so damned easy.

I'm 6' on the dot and, yes, I agree that being fit doesn't always mean being at an ideal weight. I just got so discouraged that I have to work about 5 times harder than a person similar in size to me just to maintain a weight I shouldn't have any problem maintaining. My brother is the same height as me and he's

I began riding a bike 15 miles a day, 5 days a week (well, I worked up to 15 miles over time), I ate properly, did some basic exercises at home. Dropped from 287 to 172 in the span of about 18 months. In order to remain under 200 pounds I had to continuously stay hungry, couldn't eat anything I truly enjoyed without

I can pick up a hooker with a hundred dollar bill.

Being fat is what you get for going around using the force to move things for you!

Well, if weights weren't so heavy, a mile wasn't so long and bacon double cheeseburgers had less fat I'd be in great shape. I'm blaming them.

You kids keep your damned logic offa my lawn!

Oh come on! Don't tell me you don't have that stuff lying around the garage. Please don't make me ask you to turn in your nerd card.