"This movie is in 3D for absolutely no reason."

@darthsodomizer: I know. We should be so lucky.

Next you'll tell me pistachios grow on Triffids.

@sephycloneno15: I would assume that's right since calling this planet "Earth 2" is a real stretch. It would be far more correct to call any random human being my twin than to call this planet "Earth 2."

They look like a geek's bowling shoes.

@Khaim: Damnit, I knew I'd embarrass myself. Here I am talking to myself in public...again.

@Zuldim: You know, you're right. I am one to remember the negative more often. Like when I have bad service in a restaurant I will always remember that experience, but all the pleasant outings just seem to fade to the background.

@Khaim: Mom, is that you?

@Fredrick Beondo: I apologize for the misunderstanding. The slow clap is so cliched these days that I took it as a sign of your disapproval.

I started watching Glee because my wife and daughters wanted to check it out. We enjoy watching shows together so I figured I'd take that bitter pill for the benefits of family harmony. For some reason I ended up enjoying it.

@Fredrick Beondo: Hey, I said it was hastily cobbled together which is tantamount to admitting it sucks. Must you grind what's left of my fragile ego into the ground with the slow clap?

@OgilvyTheAstronomer: You're absolutely right, my mistake. It's still pretty amazing, but I did foul that up pretty good, didn't I?

Commence obligatory, hastily cobbled together rhyme:

@bma2192: Valid excuse (almost): It's *close* to Monday.

@a.seivewright: "Hello. We can't come to the bird right now, please leave a message after the tweet."

I know the term "room temperature" is only used to state a more real world temperature, but I think it sounds even more dramatic to realize that birds will sometimes be flying in 100+ degree F temperatures. My first reaction at seeing "room temperature" was to think more like 72. I know this is splitting hairs, but…

@SpwatLnk: I think we die in 7 days.

@James Taylor: Same here. The changes continued, but in a slower, more strobe-effect manner.

Why do I get the feeling that in 5 years I'll be in a midnight showing of this dressed as one of the characters surrounded by others dressed similarly while we all shout out the dialogue with some added improv?

@DocSeuss: I really know very little about it although I do hope it's good.