YES that's exactly what I was thinking. I didn't even know that could be done (yes, I've tried). Also the "holding it" part. Yeah sometimes you can hold it, but there are some poops that need to come out pronto. Long story incoming:
This happened to me on an accidental all night date when I missed the last train and…

I don't see what the big deal is since on dates you're usually somewhere where bathrooms are far off from the table/bar or you're at your own home or his home, and I just run water if I'm self conscious at most.

Is there any way you can divulge the secret of you caprese lasagna? Are we worthy?

That should read "piss" but I suppose "puss" is also valid.

Whiskey whiskey whiskey! The wife's riding the vodka train. I think we're going to puss ourselves in drunken fear over some horror movies later tonight.

I feel so productive right now! I made caprese lasagna and rolls for dinner (both from scratch!) and now I'm full and the cats are snuggling with me while I work on homework. If spring break has to end, at least it's not ending miserably.

My kryptonite had baby blues too. It doesn't matter if you miss him - you miss the idea of him because, from your own admission, it never worked out. Not all relationships work from minute 1 on but most, MOST really fucking do. Both participants have each other's best interests in mind and want to be with only the…

The grass isn't greener on the other side. The grass is greenest on the side you water.....your marriage.

Well, it seems like you know that this guy is obviously bad news, and that the issue is not "should I end my wonderful marriage and get back with him" but rather, "should I tell my husband that this happened, and that I have feelings about it."

Has anyone tried Stitch Fix? I'm thinking of taking the plunge and I'd like to know if anyone has had a good experience getting clothes from them.

Thinking about a pre-nup is a sign that you're a grown up who understands that not everything is unicorns and roses. It's not "So since we're eventually gonna get divorced", it's "We both acknowledge that sometimes life doesn't go the way you planned, so let's make sure it's as un-messy as it can be."

It's not terrible, it's genius! My absolute favorite kind of oddball comedy.

I bought a galaxy s4 in October and I love it! I mainly use mine for texting, music, and browsing and so far I've had zero problems with it. I believe it was $250 with a two year contract and a $50 rebate.

A few of you were dear enough to pipe in last weekend when I posted about my job dilemma - being new to a job that I don't care about that much and having my (practically) dream job offered to me when I wasn't looking.

I flew into DC from Europe last night and it was fine, only minor delays at customs, no need to be nervous!

Okay, I have a weird/stupid thing to complain about. This is probably going to seem ludicrous to some people, but it's really been bugging me for a while and I want to get it off my chest.

I see what you mean — the socially awkward amongst us can tend to muck up a ton of things. Like I said, you see the context and I don't. Now if he starts waxing poetic about chicken and watermelon, then the grey area has officially vanished :-)

Honestly, I think what she was saying is kind of awesome (?). She looks like your stereotypical "dumb blonde" but what she's saying (if you can look past the ridiculous pitch of her voice) is actually totally legit. Feminists can look however they want, and we shouldn't judge this girl for her choices. She seems…

UGH shut up Bethanny, please just let her talk.

Chickpea curry with coconut milk, tomato paste, peas and Indian spices. I don't use an exact recipe, just throw things in the saucepan and serve over rice. Also, peppers stuffed with spiced rice and feta cheese.