Double standards are just part of the ambiance.

yup. Let's also remember violence against women is never funny and should never be part of a costume, unless a celeb is the Black Dahlia. Murdered women are HI-larious good fun. And guys? Being Cuban in no way gives you a pass on co-opting Cholo. White chicks who grow up in the barrio have a far greater right than the…

I would laugh in a man's face if he seriously asked me if I had email.

You know she's a lawyer now? MAYBE I'VE LOOKED INTO WHERE THEY ALL ARE THESE DAYS, IT'S NOT A BIG DEAL

Sweet Valley High or GTFO

So we're all in agreement that the hunter in the video sounds exactly like Kenny Fucking Powers, right?

I've had a MUCH better week this week. Death Cold (tm) had me in its grips for 10 days and I dragged my sorry ass to the doctor who told me I had bronchitis. Yay. Antibiotics because I have pre-existing conditions that make me more likely for it to go bacterial on me, and I've been there and don't wanna go there…

Thank you! I will be using the treadmill on really crappy weather days and pushing to take my runs out on the road on nicer days. On days where I am feeling frisky I am going to add a mile or so- to give me a cushion in case of an off day. This kid- (the whole family, in fact) has been through so much so I can handle…

I'm not usually one to mock untraditional naming practices because who the fuck am I to judge, but there is no way that child — if it had been a real child — wouldn't have gone through life with everyone automatically going "It's not delivery, it's Dujuornae."

Kick rocks. A dude did this to me once, on and off for a year. It sucked. New guy or no new guy, the old one needs to go.

I mentioned this on GT, but I was in a car accident the other day. I was rear ended by a girl who was going about 40mph while texting. This hasn't happened to me before (I know, I've been lucky) and I'm pretty shaken up. I had a concussion and am in a lot of pain from what I think is whiplash. My boyfriend is…

This is really good advice OP, and is spot on. I've wasted time on a guy like that before, so not worth it.

If you do her cleanse, quite literally.

this is so good. did you ever read sideways stories from wayside school? and sammy wearing all those smelly raincoats turns out to be a dead rat? thats like kendall jenner.

"Second star to the right, and straight on 'til morning."

I've decided this means cheap Chinese food is good for me. Because SCIENCE.

Internet dating was the fucking worst. After the college bar scene which left me with nothing but an extra 30 lbs to lose I tried out OkCupid for a year because I like personality quizzes and I was a cheap-o. I WAS MET WITH EXTREME FAILURE AND EXTREME CREEPS. So then I said, fuck this noise I am going to be single…

Omg. There was a gong show about this here and on Gawker. The sanctimonious meatbonnets really came out of the woodwork and bleated their perfect yap holes hoarse about how THEY would NEVER do that because they care. Or phones, phones cause people to forget their kids and walk into poles.

Preach!