If you want a hipster religion become a Unitarian, they're too cool to proselytize, and they were gay marrying people before gay marrying was cool.

Your younger self was wrong about one thing, Drew. Doughboy is an awesome nickname.

I hate when I click on an Upworthy link on Facebook before I realize it's Upworthy. Those pop up "surveys" are maddening!

I swear to god the "punchline" just looks like a rape threat to me. Using rape threats to try and force women into line? I wish I would say I was surprised at you, republicans!

Boy are you projecting.

Yeah. I was in a philosophy graduate class, and the professor, a scruffy dude in shorts, said of the female philosophers like Cixous, "Yeah, I don't really understand these female things. Does anyone here have any insight into what is going on?"

The accused was provided a bag of milk and native bacon while detained, for which he was graciously thankful.

Did I say her experience is "invalid"? No, I didn't. But the song is about homophobia in hip-hop. Therefore, I think someone who has actually experienced that should get a say in the song. He chose her over a gay hip-hop artist to appeal to the NPR sweater brigade. Clearly, it worked.

I am lightly tinted whereas my hubby is a delicious chocolate and we both like lox on our bagels, no cream cheese with lots of capers. I wonder what this says about us. Must get the advice of your race-consult. May I have his/her number?

But they love being single-minded about certain issues!

And when did James Van Der Beek get so damned insightful? He shocked the pants off of me.

How is it that you put yourself through college in a STEM field and still confuse anecdotes with data?

Some Muslims were surrounding churches to try to protect them.

Not sure what's going on here. Didn't say a word about the Mets.

I can't really disagree on the subject of Maureen Dowd knowing things.

Shields and Brooks is terrible. You have two old dudes, taking up pre-approved opinions that are centrist-by-design for easily digestable 'news analysis'. their viewpoints are taken as axiomatic for their respective political constituencies by their moderators on PBS and NPR. But these two knuckleheads are just…

Meh.

that's fucking sexist as hell

All that hard work for nothing, Brad Paisley and LL Cool J.

This means women really can Have It All!