Ugh, who even wants to be recognized for "security" writing? That's indicator no. 1 you're a hack for the Pentagon.

I love the low-rent aesthetic though. Especially when they realized after they put it up that they got a word wrong and there's a pop-up strikethrough and replacement.

Are you serious? Dave Chappelle hired an all women's choir to sing about diarrhea for one of his sketches. The Mad Real World was hilarious, but also prob-lem-atic. People romanticize him too much.

I found the video, and it's really not that bad. The black American elite has been tending toward the totalitarian as of late, from this to the Lil Wayne Emmett Till fiasco, to the Tyler, the Creator Mountain Dew spots. It's an understandable reflex after decades of having to root out racist depictions by white…

Did no one ever tell you about the Ohio-Michigan War of 1835? Out of it Ohio got Toledo and Michigan got the UP, but Toledo is filled with Michigan fans anyway.

Hey that's not fair. The Pirates are in first place this year.

"however, I have somehow found myself without a full-time job offer for the upcoming year. Fuckin' Obama's fault for strangling this economy."

It reminds me of that scene in Mad Men where they discover Lane hanged himself and Joan is the only one who visibly reacts and the takeaway isn't that Joan is being "emotional" or overreacting but that there's something seriously wrong with all the dudes that just stand there.

Can we talk about the fact that Bruno Mars rolls to Taco Bell 10 deep?

True, but it's gonna get ugly in the process. There's a whole swath of white liberals who so super anti-racist you guys until we get to the subject of conservatives of color.

As sterilized as meatspace.

If Marco Rubio or Ted Cruz get nominated, 2016 is going to be a banner year for WLDPS.

"a scene so cathartic I might have it drawn on top of a cake and then have sex with it" Is this a common practice for catharsis?

Not gonna lie, it was conveniently left out that the guy who introduced this is a Democrat.

This happens to too many stars. What part of "don't ride dirty through border patrol checkpoints" do they not understand?

An acute case of "Privileged-white-girl-itis"

I'm not gonna front, never understood why Nicki Minaj breaks hearts. Maybe I'm just not attuned to the fine virtues of ratchet pussy.

"A Grand Jury of my mommy's peers from Brunswick GA determined the teens who murdered me will not face the death penalty" Uh, yeah. We shouldn't be killing kids. Isn't that how this whole business got started?

But a fantastic punchline for any aspiring rapper looking for new things to tell haters/bitches to suck.

That's because all the black men are in prison (really depressingly more true than it should be).