Why am I continually seeing people spam that wildly incorrect report from a nobody website? Nobody has been fired, we’re all still here doin’ our thing. Like these posts, which you’re commenting under right now.

How great would it be if the other blogs all started covering sports today?

Can you let me know when you will be returning to sports coverage so I can go back to checking in once or twice per day? I have a lot to do today at work and all of these posts about non-sports topics are distracting because I Must Read Every Single One of Them. Whereas with the sports stuff I really only care if its…

no booze is fine, you are right. What is not fine is making people wear heels and then pay for booze. That is rude

You can get it through Steam to make them take 30% of the sale away from EA (or whatever Valve's cut is), just to spite EA because they are shitty. 

So you can get those uPlay achievements to get uPlay points that can be used to buy in-game content. You know, instead of just letting you unlock the content in game. 

Please do not disparage my good blog. All regular blogs are Just Look Nice; blogs in the feature format are Very Fancy.

Seeing as how the dress code for the site right now seems to be “Fuck You”, would that be “Very Fancy” or “Just Post Something That Looks Nice”?

(while I’m making rules, if you’re requiring people to wear heels you want to continue to participate in society without being branded as a pariah, you are not allowed to have a cash bar)

Right, it’s almost as if giving another company with established store fronts, servers, a customer base, social features and in app reviews a cut of your profits in order to benefit from those services is more profitable than paying for the development and maintenance of your own shitty proprietary storefront.

So far the only person who got killed of swatting happened to get regular cops instead of SWAT team coming to his door step.

I think it might actually be safer of if they send in SWAT team rather than regular squad police.

Yeah, cops usually do don’t they

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I could have told you he was white as soon as I saw "14 year old Fortnite pro."

lucky kid.

I know this is a goof response, but you really have to understand that jokes like this equate the entirety of a woman’s body as being equally “sexually explicit,” as male genitalia. You’re basically reinforcing the idea that dicks are inherently offensive, while also saying that every part of a naked woman is…

There is a BIG (or, in your case, small) difference between painting your naked penis and a woman wearing applications that cover her breasts in the same way that a bikini would cover her chest, sans strings.

Is he wearing a speedo and has painted the speedo? If yes then he’s good. If not, then what you are actually comparing would be him painting his dong and a woman painting her labia, not a woman painting her shoulders and chest.

Nobody seems to care about the fact that there are men out there that are being manipulated by these women.