Ain’t that the truth. Those soft little hands....

Watching pacifist Jimmy Carter just go apeshit on Trump would be immensely gratifying

He probably shouldn’t have fucked up his relationship with the military with his trans service twitter ban if that was the case, I’d think?

Actually the Sox have run a “Dollar Dog” promotion for years. They used to run it every Thursday home game.

Additionally, Sox attendance is currently running at its highest per game average since 2012.

That hot dog with ketchup mascot is an abomination. As is anyone who puts ketchup on a hot dog, this includes young children.

If this is a real account of what his kids said:

‘It’s our fault, we should have just told you that we would have just told all of our friends to go away.’

I would pose that his kids are Veruca Salt clones. Any rational child without a sense of entitlement would have assumed that their beach party was cancelled when…

So you just want Democrats to do what exactly? Just sit back like Republicans did and take their ball and go home and refuse to do anything? Not govern? Not offer any solutions? It working out really well for the Republicans so far.

Schumer seems to think that bipartisanship is a possibility or, at least, the road Americans want Democrats to take.

Most homeless panhandlers make more than minor league baseball players They should be trying to rob him

Same with the Gwinnett Braves name! Gwinnett of course was founded by a group of racists, and was later the home of more racists.

I never understood why he took the job. Can’t these rich fuckers just go somewhere and enjoy being rich? God wealth is wasted on the rich.

Bet you his voice finally changed.

Can anybody tell me what, after all these years, the appeal of Shark Week is? It seems fairly arbitrary tho focus so much attention on one species of fish.

Here was my issue with this. We know a shark’s speed. WE definitely know Michael Phelp’s top swimming speed he’s swam in like 539840958 Olympic races. Why are we testing all of this all over again.

Who honestly thought this was going to be a race between Phelps and a live shark? And that Phelps had a chance at winning?

This is really putting a damper on my pitch for a new TV special called “Is Anderson Cooper Faster Than An Enraged Emu?”

Hmmm, Wonder Woman did great, now Girls Trip is opening strong. It’s almost as if movies not aimed at men ages 18-24 can STILL MAKE MONEY.

Mary, school nurse in Indiana: Caught her breast cancer early because she could afford to get regular mammograms

This tube of Preparation H, you can put it in the butt... YES!

Bit rude for Stone to discuss Hawk to his face.