Most homeless panhandlers make more than minor league baseball players They should be trying to rob him

Same with the Gwinnett Braves name! Gwinnett of course was founded by a group of racists, and was later the home of more racists.

I never understood why he took the job. Can’t these rich fuckers just go somewhere and enjoy being rich? God wealth is wasted on the rich.

Bet you his voice finally changed.

Can anybody tell me what, after all these years, the appeal of Shark Week is? It seems fairly arbitrary tho focus so much attention on one species of fish.

Here was my issue with this. We know a shark’s speed. WE definitely know Michael Phelp’s top swimming speed he’s swam in like 539840958 Olympic races. Why are we testing all of this all over again.

Who honestly thought this was going to be a race between Phelps and a live shark? And that Phelps had a chance at winning?

This is really putting a damper on my pitch for a new TV special called “Is Anderson Cooper Faster Than An Enraged Emu?”

Hmmm, Wonder Woman did great, now Girls Trip is opening strong. It’s almost as if movies not aimed at men ages 18-24 can STILL MAKE MONEY.

Mary, school nurse in Indiana: Caught her breast cancer early because she could afford to get regular mammograms

Most qualified politician in Alaska for the last 20 years.

This tube of Preparation H, you can put it in the butt... YES!

Bit rude for Stone to discuss Hawk to his face.

I’m not Amish, just raising my kids that way. Really enjoy not having to share the computer with those bastards.

“Working on more adult acting roles”

A wise man once said: Fuck off you twat.

Transporting 100 ETOH patients would be a nightmare, logistically. Even if you put two per ambulance, that’s 50 separate runs. Factoring in the heat, a lot of them probably needed IV hydration, which means you need a medic and not “just” an EMT (note: I’m an EMT, don’t @ me. But at least in my state, we can’t start…

Considering your account has existed for a few weeks and so far has only posted in order to display ignorance about the Civil War, whine about diversity in media, and leap to the defense of Donald Trump I’m honestly surprised you expected me to lose any sleep over your opinion about my credentials.

He does look positively jubilant. Certainly seems to be in a better mood than when he shot out those phone company truck tires.

He’s so proud and red-faced. He probably thinks he’s getting 3 credits in an adult education class at The Electoral College.