Maybe, just maybe, Lena Dunham isn't that photogenic.

Absolutely. There are numerous much more awful ones to choose from.

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Isn't "homey" a real-estate euphemism for "cramped"?

The movies were awful but I know I'd watch all of them even if they made 5 more movies. Hollywood made 7 SAW movies and America showed up. No one can judge me!

I'm willing to bet that Instagram wouldn't have done shit about a man's happy trail.

Same here. It’s kind of bad, actually…whenever I leave the salon (which, admittedly, is something I rarely treat myself to) I do my best Jan Brady and swish swish swish my hair around like I’m in a damn L’Oreal commercial.

OMG I forgot the Olympics are coming!

I'm sorry, all this study seem to prove (to me) is that rats like oreos and cocaine more than rice cakes and saline. THANKS, SCIENCE.

YOUR DOG WILL NEVER TEACH MY CHILDREN!

She's been labeled a bit of one, seeing as she's criticized Justin Bieber for not providing "a real depiction of what it's like to be a young person,"

Sir:

Trust me, I'm sure they feel sadder for you.

Sinead O'Connor is not a member of the lucky sperm club. Her parents had an ugly divorce. She was abused by her mother. After shoplifting as a teen, she wound up in a Magdalene Asylum. Sinead got to where she is because of talent. That her talent is interwoven with mental illness makes her success even more striking.

Listen Honey, Just because you're wonderfully marvolous at communication with your $10 words doesnt make it ok for you to judge how people handle their business. The slow fade has been used by me and against me and it can be very effective. Have you ever heard of Schrodingers cat? Sometimes relationships are best left…

Only if you're shaming them for being hateful assholes. You don't shame someone for being gay or ugly or fat or not too bright, but you can shame a hateful asshole all you want in my book.

Benedict Cumberbatch is what it would look like if one alien described humans to a blind alien, and then the blind alien made a wax figure from that description.

I really don't understand the engagement ring hatred on jezebel. Am I missing something?