Agrippa is particularly cool because Gibson is a bit of a luddite. His writing is even ahead of him.

Ok, now you're just turning this thing into a drinking game. This has got to be the third time I've seen an article about this ship on Gizmodo...although it is freakin' awesome.

Mostly Harmless indeed.

Silence, by a large margin. Overclocking can be unreliable and can prematurely damage the card and the benefits are beat by the next generation card.

So 11 octogenarians couldn't have used the Mighty Mo's cannons to fend of the alien hoard in Battleship? It seemed so plausible in the movie.

The entry cost for schmuckdom keeps getting lower and lower. Nice article!

Yeah, but glaciers don't sell movies and happy meals! If there isn't a profit it didn't happen!

Now the wife will want her own!

Mineral Oil cooled or nuthin'

Your work place not aborigine safe?

Does Facebook exist in a world where no post is worth posting? Everyone check your navels and get back to me.

It reminds me of Logan's Run. When they're escaping after Carousel.

Genius! It's one of those "Why didn't I think of it?" designs. Dimples on a golf ball to break the air up around it...dimples on an ice cream scoop. Same thing really.

The secret of Michael J. Fox's success was Helen Slater. Without her there is no success.

Contains a few reasons for Sony's downfall. Sony Pyxis?

Cock Holster...and a legend is born. Always go with the hard 'k' sound when being funny. A Cunt is always funnier than a Bitch.

Here's a minimalist water dispenser, and it comes free with water.

I'd tell'm to stuff it and make their own Google.

Ok, now you've shown us your 'Do not buy' list. Now how's about helping with the 'Do buy' list. Please keep in mind that not everyone want to pay an extra $30 a month for a data plan.

It makes a great filler for bullet holes in the ceiling. My lawyer recommends I don't explain why I know that.