Living deep in the bible-belt and being a 30-something, vagina-having, marriage-free, childless, world traveling, home owning, sex liking woman with no plans to change any of those things, I get the "why buy the cow" comment quite often.

What's so weird about these "give the milk away for free" types is that they never consider the other side of the equation.

Good point tainting of her cause — but she was already on the topic of abortion, not rape. She had to use abortion to pivot.

Bahahaha.

So is there anything for the depressed factory urchins who make Calvin Klein?

Hedi called. He wants his grungy plaid back.

It's like me and my besties robbed my mom's closet to play dress up. Oh and mom's a prostitute.

Ehhhhh.............................

Maybe if you're Brandi Glanville.

Can we stop for a second and discuss this:

+ Baby speculation!

YOU FORGOT ABOUT BAAAABBBBIIIEESSSSSSS

You forgot 6) Whose baby the celeb may or may not be knocked up with.

Oh, honey, you know they wouldn't do that. You give the wimminz money and there goes their incentive to pair up with your trogolodyte butt and give you the sex, domestic service and/or supervision, and childrearing you feel you deserve just by dint of being born XY (manners, grooming, empathy, and anything else that…

It wasn't too long ago I attended a legal conference at a fancy resort. The spouses program consisted of events like shopping trips to the nearby outlet mall, spa visits and a flower arranging class. My husband played golf instead.

Do they picture a different species when they think of women? Like, if someone said I needed to buy things for a dog, I'd think "tennis balls, right? dogs like tennis balls, don't they?" but if someone said I had to buy things for a group of women, I'd think "Starbucks giftcards! Poppin notebooks!" I wouldn't think…

You know how to never, ever get old?

So Caffe Misto Customer likes to look at Skinny Mocha Barista Girls who are told to wear bikinis to work but not to Espresso Themselves if they don’t like it. So no need to be Green Tea with Jealousy over their career choices. They may be thinking “Chai want to go home.” So why don’t they? The money. Latte-Dah.